An Amurrican prayer
Nov. 24th, 2011 05:25 pmOn this Black Friday Eve, we offer to give thanks to corporate America for the bounty they have given us by buying up all the actual productive industries and taking their cut, for surely they are the job creators. We are grateful for the wages paid those of us Wall Street deems good enough to still have jobs, & we enthusiastically offer up the profits of our companies to the job creators, for they know better how to spend it than we would if they made make-work jobs for us. We happily devote our productivity to them, for they deserve all praise, all glory, and all wealth in this great nation. Long may they reign.